The Thanksgiving Turkey That Taught a Lesson
A Name Game Gone Too Far
Jenny and her boyfriend had been together for three years, but despite their long-term relationship, there was one thorn in Jenny’s side — his mother. From the beginning, she never made an effort to get Jenny’s name right. At first, she would accidentally call her by the name of her son’s ex-girlfriend. As time went on, it got worse: she began calling her “Janet” — a name Jenny had no connection to whatsoever.
Jenny tried to let it go, brushing it off as forgetfulness. But deep down, it felt deliberate. The name confusion went on for years, and each time, it felt more personal — like a subtle form of rejection.
The “Janet” Turkey Proposal
As Thanksgiving approached, the mother-in-law once again got Jenny’s name wrong. This time, she said with cheer, “Why don’t we let Janet make the turkey this year?”
Jenny didn’t correct her. Instead, she smiled and replied sweetly, “That’s a great idea!”
But what she really meant was: challenge accepted.
The Plan for Payback
Jenny decided she wouldn’t let the insult slide this time. If she was going to be treated like “Janet,” she’d play the role — but on her own terms.
She intentionally planned to sabotage the turkey. Whether it was undercooked, over-seasoned, or dry as the desert, she was going to ensure it was unforgettable — for all the wrong reasons.
A Thanksgiving to Remember
When Thanksgiving Day came, the kitchen was filled with tension. Jenny served the turkey with a straight face, watching the reactions carefully.
Moments later, chaos erupted. There was yelling. There was crying. Jenny’s “Janet” turkey had made its mark — and the message was clear: get her name right next time.
The Lesson
Jenny didn’t just ruin a turkey. She made a statement. Sometimes, the best way to deal with repeated disrespect isn’t confrontation — it’s creative retaliation.
And that Thanksgiving? Well, it became legendary in their family history — not for the food, but for the turkey that taught a lesson.
