Best funny story>?
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a strict diet plan.
He said,
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she had lost nearly twenty pounds.
The doctor was amazed.
“Wow, that’s incredible! Did you follow my instructions exactly?”
The blonde nodded and said,
“Yes, but I thought I was going to drop dead on that third day!”
The doctor asked,
“From hunger, you mean?”
The blonde replied,
“No… from skipping!”
