Joke Of The Day
Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress. As soon as we reached the entrance, I noticed my father-in-law’s car parked right there! Instantly, I lost all desire — my heart started racing. If he saw me, I’d be in serious trouble. So, I quickly told my mistress, “Sorry, today’s not possible!” She got upset and left. Out of pure frustration, I kicked the car door and broke both of its mirrors before heading home, still angry at the situation. The next day, I went to visit my father-in-law, pretending to act normal and even ready to tease him a bit. I saw him sitting there, clearly upset. I asked, “What’s wrong? You look stressed out.” He sighed deeply and said, “How could I not be? Yesterday, I lent my car to your wife… and when she returned it, both mirrors were broken!”
