WOMAN HAS CARTOONISH MELTDOWN AS SHE’S DRAGGED OFF SPIRIT AIRLINES—AND I WAS IN THE ROW RIGHT BEHIND HER
I wasn’t eavesdropping, just minding my business in seat 18B when I heard a woman behind me yelling about being denied a bottle of tequila on board. She was losing it, waving her arms, shouting “FAA doesn’t own me!” and threatening to inflate a life vest. The flight attendants tried to calm her down, but…